Taylor Swift breaks up with Calvin Harris -- for a reason she probably won't sing about

13 October 2015 / 1 year 1 week ago

Photo: Mirror/Radar online

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are no longer an item, and it's allegedly a reason she would NOT want to be in her new song. 

That is because he is alleged to have had a 'rub and tug' at a massage parlour.

For those not familiar with the lingo, it means to have a 'happy ending', or regular massage with 'extra benefits'.

Calvin Harris was spotted at a Thai massage parlour in Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, and was photographed leaving it two hours later, reports Distractify.

That particular massage parlour was also rated on Yelp as having "best happy ending in town".

According to Radar Online, when the photos of him got posted online, Taylor Swift said to him, "What the f**k?"

When questioned about it, Calvin reportedly gave the excuse that his regular masseuse "was sick and he needed his shoulder worked on." 

'Fans' all over, however, are actually quite glad about the breakup -- as they were all looking forward to a new breakup song. 

We're not really sure Taylor would want to include this in her hall of song fame, though. I guess they're never ever ever getting back together.

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