A woman's significant other presented her with an ultimatum -- either choose him or her dog.
So the girl from Texas decided that her best option would be to take to Craigslist and post this ad.
The post reads:
“Normally I would never do this, but my boyfriend of 3 years is fed up with my incrediabbly cute Great Dane puppy, so I need to find a new home for him.
-He is up to date on all of his shots and blood work (I made sure)
-Sadly, he is not neutered even though he might as well be.
-You can have all of his toys
-He has a problem urinating in public.
-Happily humps people at random.
-His intelligence is questionable at best. "
Up to this point, it seems like the woman is talking about her puppy but she's actually writing about her boyfriend of three years -- and it gets even funnier.
Browse through the gallery to see what else she wrote. Story via TheChive.